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Mom's Clothesline

Remembering Mom's clothesline, there is one thing that was left out of the following list: We had a long wooden pole (clothes pole) that was used to push the clotheslines up so that longer items (sheets/pants/etc.) didn't brush the ground and get dirty.  I can hear my mother now instructing on the correct ways to use a clothesline.  I didn't write this, but thought you would enjoy it :-)

THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES: (If you don't even know what clotheslines are, you'd better just go ahead and skip this.)

1. You had to hang the socks by the toes... NOT the top.

2. You hung pants by the BOTTOM/cuffs... NOT the waistbands.

3. You had to WASH the clothesline(s) before hanging any clothes - walk the entire length of each line with a damp cloth around the lines.

4. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang them first.

5. You NEVER hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by the tail! What would the neighbors think?

6. Wash day on a Monday! NEVER hang clothes on the weekend, or on Sunday, for Heaven's sake!

7. Hang the sheets and towels on the OUTSIDE lines so you could hide your "unmentionables" in the middle (perverts & busybodies, y'know!)

8. It didn't matter if it was sub-zero weather... clothes would "freeze-dry."

9. ALWAYS gather the clothes peg when taking down dry clothes! Pegs left on the lines were "tacky"!

10. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that each item did not need two clothes pegs, but shared one of the clothes pegs with the next washed item.

11. Clothes off of the line before dinner time, neatly folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed.

12. IRONED? Well, that's a whole OTHER subject!

And now a POEM :-)

A clothesline was a news forecast,

to neighbors passing by.

There were no secrets you could keep,

when clothes were hung to dry.

It also was a friendly link,

for neighbors always knew

If company had stopped on by,

to spend a night or two.

For then you'd see the "fancy sheets",

and towels upon the line;

You'd see the "company table cloths",

with intricate designs.

The line announced a baby's birth,

from folks who lived inside,

As brand new infant clothes were hung,

so carefully with pride!

The ages of the children could,

so readily be known

By watching how the sizes changed,

you'd know how much they'd grown!

It also told when illness struck,

as extra sheets were hung;

Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe too,

haphazardly were strung.

It also said, "On vacation now",

when lines hung limp and bare.

It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged,

with not an inch to spare!

New folks in town were scorned upon,

If wash was dingy and grey,

As neighbors carefully raised their brows,

and looked the other way.

But clotheslines now are of the past,

for dryers make work much less.

Now what goes on inside a home,

is anybody's guess!

I really miss that way of life,

it was a friendly sign

when neighbors knew each other best

. . . by what hung on the line.

Borrowed by The Easy Cajun :-)

I wish I knew where this came from so I could credit them . . .

Mom's Clothesline