I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry."
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
"I like children - fried."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Health food makes me sick."
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
"I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had my breakfast in bed."
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch."
"The cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went."
"Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds."
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Joe E. Lewis
"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants."
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead."
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
Pierre August Renoir
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them."
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
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